What is the slowest...

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
08/16/2013 at 12:57 • Filed to: None

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1) Vehicle you have ever driven:
2) Car you have ever driven:
3) Vehicle, eh... lets make that CAR you own(ed):

For me:

1) Electric Skateboard... maybe.
2) late 80's non-turbo diesel Rabbit (dad's car)
3) 97 VW Jetta


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 12:59

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what if all three are the same....

Seriously though, slowest vehicle? that could be a powerwheels jeep or shopping cart.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:00

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1. Riding mower

2. My college roommate's W123 240D.

3. Seeing as it's my only car, my Stage 1 Golf R...not slow, but slower than an Evo for the same money, which is all that matters on the internets.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:01

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1) Vehicle you have ever driven: Pontoon boat? Goped? Motorized electric cooler?
2) Car you have ever driven: Vanagon
3) Vehicle you own: Vanagon


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:01

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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:03

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1. Power wheels? In terms of street legal, 1970s JC Penney Swinger moped (rebadged Puch)

2. Not sure, 4 banger Tacoma?

3. That JC Penney moped


Kinja'd!!! iforgotmyburnerkeyonce > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:05

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1.) Honda 125cc 4-stroke ATV (I'm not sure what the top end was, but it was slow, not to mentioned my father had it governed, as I was young)

2.) '98 Honda CR-V (Dear god, this car was slow. It felt like I was doing 120 to do 80 mph.)

3.) '04/'05 Suzuki Quadsport Z250 (Top Speed: 47-53)


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > HammerheadFistpunch
08/16/2013 at 13:06

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I changed Q3, that way only #1 can be non-car.


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:06

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1) Those electric kiddie cars at Legoland

2) Fiat Grande Punto 1.2

3) Fiat Grande Punto 1.2


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:07

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speaking of slow cars, any luck on the Land Rover hunt?


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:08

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A tricycle when I was a kid.

My Grandpa's Citroen DS with only 1 cylinder working.

Kia Sephia.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:10

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1) One of those supermarket electric hoveround things

2) Dad's old auto '89 Saab 900

3) My Auto, Carb'd '73 Bimmer 2k2


Kinja'd!!! Paul, Man of Mustangs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:10

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Huh.

Vehicle: Probs a Kubota UTV. It was limited to low gear at the time.
Car: Toyota Paseo.
Owned car: 1994 Explorer.


Kinja'd!!! RS Hole, I forgot my password for 8 months > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:12

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1) Vehicle you have ever driven: Powerwheels
2) Car you have ever driven: My Driver's Ed Dodge Stratus
3) Vehicle, eh... lets make that CAR you own(ed): Subaru Impreza 2.5RS


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:13

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1) some small ATV

2) 1999 VW New Beetle

3) 1987 Chevy Suburban


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:20

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1) Riding lawn mower, most likely?

2) Dodge Aries K Sedan

3) Dodge Aries K Sedan


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:21

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Wheelchair on two wheels

19?? Lada Niva

2006 Pontiac Vibe


Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:29

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1. 1985 Dodge Caravan, the one with the Mitsubishi 4 banger and three speed auto.

2. 1974 Dodge Dart with the 225 /6.

3. See #2.


Kinja'd!!! Devin > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:29

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Slowest thing: roller blades or an old Ford tractor
Slowest Car: Citroen 2CV
Slowest vehicle I've owned: 85hp 1994 Honda CX hatchback without power doors, steering, windows, ABS, or anything really. Well it had AC that worked for over a decade, that was welcome.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:33

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1) It would have to be our Torro lawn mower with the transmission slipping. If you don't reverse before going forward you will be going slower than half a mile an hour.

2) 1998 Geo Metro - It was missing on one of three cylinders and the clutch slipped even on speed bumps.

3) The same metro. I drove it once so it became mine because my brother didn't want to deal with scrapping it. It eventually was left to die in a field at my parents place and vanished one day.


Kinja'd!!! AluminumFoil > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:34

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1) A crappy go-kart

2) 1987 Mercury Tracer

3) 2004 Mazda3.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:49

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1. A riding lawnmower. Slower than a bike or a horse even.

2. Geo Metro.

3. 1990 Nissan Maxima.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 13:59

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2/3: My Volvo 142, can't really remember something else..


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > HammerheadFistpunch
08/16/2013 at 14:02

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I've put that on hold for a little bit, one reason being my hand is in a cast up to my elbow. Another being, I spent so much time on craigslist, ebay, etc. I needed a break, lol.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Hays > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 14:21

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1.) My old electric Jeep powerwheels from the 90s. If you want an adult vehicle, I'd say an old garden tractor.

2.) 1993 GMC S15

2.) I only own one car, and it is my slowest, a 1992 Chevy Full size Blazer.


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 14:34

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1 Lawn Mower at work, needed a tire and carb work.

2 My old roommated Corolla..

3 Might have to be my Corolla....Both of them...lol


Kinja'd!!! Long Live the Longdoor > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/16/2013 at 15:52

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1) john Deere tractor cutting the grass for work in college.
2) A dodge calibur... So bloody slow.
3) 96 Altima. 2.4L four banger. 150hp new (mine was most definitely not new).